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Audio Feature: Platinum in the UK

© 2004 produced by Marty Smith

Anne-Marie DiStefano tells the story of her worst boyfriend ever. Actually, he could have been the best boyfriend ever-- she'll never know, since she'll probably never find out who he actually was. Listen to this fabulous, probably-actually-works audio feature from Lime Tea.

Windows Users

Windows Media Player is probably already on your system. Click on the links to find out. (If not, you can download it here.) These links should stream, meaning you'll be able to start hearing the audio without having to wait for the whole file to download first.

Windows Media Player (normal bandwidth) - Click here unless you have a seriously slow connection

Windows Media Player (ultra-low bandwidth) - Extremely crappy quality; use only if you must

Macintosh Users

Quicktime Player is probably already on your system. Click on the links to find out. (If not, you can download it here.) These links should stream, meaning you'll be able to start hearing the audio without having to wait for the whole file to download first.

Quicktime Player (normal bandwidth) - Click here if you have a reasonably fast connection

Quicktime Player (low bandwidth) - Still okay quality; not as good as the first one

Everybody

If you can't get any of the streaming options to work, you can always download the mp3 file below. It does not stream, meaning you'll have to wait for the whole file to download before you can hear it. You'll probably be asked if you want to open or save the file; choose "open" to hear it as soon as it finishes downloading.

Download the MP3 file - Click here if nothing else works.

Marty Smith is the editor of Lime Tea. Anne Marie DiStefano is the October Assistant Editor.